Short Stories – Alan Collins Rosell

@timfarron "Always dispose of the difficult bit in the title. Does less harm there than in the text." "It's the law of inverse relevance. The less you intend to do about something, the more you have to keep talking about it." Sir Humphrey would be proud...

About 5 days ago

Decided to take a break from life this evening and finally watch @JamieMovie. (Ikr! Check me out watching something within a week of its release 😅) I was worried I didn't have enough tissues at times, but honestly who wouldn't be smiling at @MaxHarwood in that final scene?! 😍

About 5 days ago

Missed more of today's #LDConf than I would have liked, but managed to make it home in time to vote on the international trade motion and (more importantly) to watch Cracking Up The House

About 5 days ago

Home at last after an intense but enjoyable study weekend. After a year of online learning, I'd almost forgotten how much better it is being in a classroom. Drafting mock exam tomorrow, then back to reality on Tuesday... #lpc

About 5 days ago

I might, however, regret the subsequent visit to the bar when I'm trying to remember the specifics of the Criminal Procedure and Investigations Act at 10am tomorrow. Luckily, I made comprehensive pre-session notes 👍

About 6 days ago

I had all good intentions of partaking in the #LDConf programme this evening, until a couple of my classmates decided to go out for dinner instead. I regret nothing 😅 pic.twitter.com/CcbyQGDcUh

About 6 days ago

I'm not nearly drunk enough to be listening to guys in their late teens/early 20s walking down the street shouting "so many pussy". Instead, I'm going to be a boring old fart and go back to my room. After all, I've got Property Law at 10am...

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I am also looking forward to this, though will only be dipping in and out as and when the signal on the train allows... twitter.com/GarethLShelton…

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Note to self: (Don't Fear) The Reaper works surprisingly well at a funeral

Last week

It's been a long and difficult week, but I'm so glad I made it to conference in time to vote for this important motion #LDConf libdems.org.uk/a21-f4-ban-con…

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