Election of Hope: Part 1 – It Started With A Vote

Election of Hope is a short story based around a Liberal Democrat candidate in a marginal constituency in the 2019 general election. All of the main protagonists are entirely fictional, although there is some reaction to developments during the real election campaign. Election of Hope is presented for entertainment purposes only and is not written in an attempt to influence anyone’s vote in the general election. 

“The ayes to the right: 438. The noes the left: 20.” 

The House of Commons roared with approval as the whip read the results of the division on the third reading of the Early Parliamentary General Election Bill. With noise ringing from both sides of the chamber, he passed a slip of paper to a clerk, who dutifully handed it to the speaker to confirm the results. 

“Well that’s my Christmas fucked, then!” Matt said, turning to Alex and sighing. 

“Oh, give over!” Alex replied, half-standing and leaning forward to pick up a glass of white wine from the coffee table. “It’s not as though you’ve got anything better to do.” 

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Election of Hope: Introduction

Matthew Tyler is struggling with depression and alcoholism following a bitter divorce, when a snap general election is called. As a candidate in a marginal constituency, he must fight his demons to try to secure victory for him and his party. Can he find peace and happiness in the middle of a stressful election campaign? And can he stay focused when a surprising love interest emerges?

Election of Hope is not my first short story (novella?), but it is the first I have decided to publish. It is written to be both topical, and as a way of exploring a few important social issues. That said, it is meant to be for entertainment only and is not an attempt to persuade anyone which way they should vote on 12 December. No, really. There is plenty of material elsewhere on the internet for that!

Whilst I emphasise that the main protagonists are entirely fictional and not based in any way on any real people, as I said the story is designed to be topical. Not quite up-to-the-minute, but not far from it. Much of the main plot is already written, but in such a way that real events and policies of the present election campaign can be reflected upon during the course of the story.

I have also not decided how the story will end, and I will not be the one to decide that. Matthew’s constituency of South West Carn is fictional, but I have picked a real constituency at random from which to take Matthew’s election result. As there will undoubtedly be a delay between the results being declared and the final part being published, I am not going to name which constituency it is so as to not spoil the ending before it is even written. However, it is genuinely a marginal constituency with a single-digit percentage majority in 2017, so it could go either way. All will be revealed after 12 December…

I hope you enjoy reading this as much as I am enjoying writing it and, whilst it is published here for free, if you would like to show your appreciation for the work which has gone into it, you are more than welcome to do so here.


Part 1 – It Started With A Vote
Part 2 – The Campaign Launch
Part 3 – The Morning After
Part 4 – Door To Door
Part 5 – The Moonlit Horizon
Part 6 – Fake News
Part 7 – Pons Carn
Part 8 – The Hustings
Part 9 – The Declaration

Barring any unforeseen delays, parts 1 to 8 will be published every day between 4 and 11 December, and this post will be updated as soon as possible afterwards with a link to the new content. Part 9 will be published on 13 December.

The twins of Catalonia

Beyond the flames, the crowd, the jeers,
lie silent, timeless through the years,
twins of silent beauty, blessed
with Catalan crests upon their breasts.
Born from seed and fertile soil,
and christened with palatial style.

Deep in the valley, wild nature grows,
the river sparkles, ebbs and flows.
Its tranquil echoes of peaceful times,
protect these twins dead in their primes,
a graceful shield from world and war,
like blood of lamb upon their door.

In the shadows of a fearsome mount,
these twins are never called to count,
but guard discreetly upon their rolls
raw secrets of twelve thousand souls
who live and breathe betwixt their pines,
and thrive beneath their hallowed signs.

Though battle rages far away
in streets upon an ancient bay,
these twins stand firm in sombre quiet,
and take no part in needless riot,
but instead bring hope from past to present
that end is near for such torment.

Whilst many come here to adore,
one stands alone atop its tor,
a wounded soul with lonely heart,
draws breath and solemnly remarks:
“far from the tumult and storms above,
‘twas with these twins I fell in love.”

Photo: Xavigivax (CC BY-SA 3.0)

I voted to leave the EU, not for a right-wing government to drive us off a cliff

Three years or so ago I was one of over seventeen million people who voted to leave the European Union.

I have for as long as I have been interested in politics been a eurosceptic, and at the risk of falling foul of the unashamedly pro-EU party I am proud to be a member of, I still am. But, in the event, I finally chose to vote to leave because I believed the rhetoric that we would agree a mutually-beneificial deal and depart with some semblance of economic security. What a fool I was.

Fundamentally, the EU is not a socialist paradise built for the enhancement of individuals, but an economic trading bloc designed around protecting member states and the movement of goods and services. For all the many advantages membership of the EU brings, the rights of free citizens and advancement of liberty cannot be counted among them, for the European elite would cast the individual aside without a second thought if the common goal of frictionless trade in a united Europe were at stake.

In October 2017, during the independence referendum in Catalonia, the EU remained silent while one of its member states ordered riot police to violently attack peaceful voters. Whatever the legality (or otherwise) of the referendum in question, such an attack on peaceful European citizens is unacceptable from a member of an organisation which wishes to present itself as the defender of individual rights, and the lack of public admonishment from the EU is shameful, to say the least.

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